Wow, for those of you native or at least long time Sacramento-ers...Sacromento-ites? Sacromentons? Sacromento and the Heartbreakers??

Anyway, for all of you, Sacramento is a very confusing city. I mean, for some reason L.A. isn't this confusing for me. I keep getting lost.

I love all the old buildings, though, and the capital at night is gorgeous, I love the smell of cigarette smoke on cold nights too.

The people are little more bland that I'm used to. I told Lance that if just one man in a thong and a tutu would run up to me then I'd feel more at home hehehe.

So, although most of you said you liked my newer pictures, I can sense a bit of an irk in my long time fans. Don't worry, I would never sign away my sould for one type of art. My old self will show through soon. I guess all this moving has me in more of a weird and sad.

I'm glad most of you like it though. I find it a refreshing change, sort of a bit of a coloring book for all of my....eh...thoughts..

So! As a little bit of a way to make me smile through four and a half months sexless months (lance I miss your penis) my features will feature...bum bum bum...lots of nudity! I will have many features today!

Dedicated to all of those deprived souls out there! And for those of you that are near your loved ones, give 'em a good one for me!

Come on people send me something sexy!

All my lust,
Shelby